This genuine dinosaur bone (found in the fossil-rich area along the Colorado-Utah border) is the authentic untapped remains of that unselfish source of our fossil fuel, the Apatosaurus. This gentle giant, ruler of the Jurassic Age (and formerly known as the Brontosaurus), has contributed to our modern day needs in a way felt by us all. And through her continued benevolence she is eager to become YOUR PERSONAL POOL OF ENERGY.This great gag gift is fun for all ages! Inspire creative thinking about the world of the dinosaurs and the importance of green science. Great as a Father’s or Mother’s Day gift, holiday and any time present!

Directions for use: Read Carefully

Your personal oil reserve, like all fuel production, has critical tolerances that must be closely adhered to in order to insure maximum production. Bone must be hand-held and squeezed very hard for 100 million years. Steady pressure is mandatory and it is essential that it be maintained throughout the entire recommended squeeze time.
Caution: Product rate may vary.
Product squeeze time specifications
For your individual needs, refer to the chart below:
Regular Gasoline: squeeze 100 million years
Premium Gasoline: squeeze 120 million years
Diesel (still your best value): squeeze 50 million years
Crankcase Oil: squeeze 30 million years


Warning: Choking hazard due to small parts. Not for children under 3 years old.

Box Size: 7.00in (17.78cm) x 5.00in (12.70cm) x 0.25in (0.64cm)

Recommended for ages 8 and older.

Weight: 0 lb 1 oz ( 0.03 kg )

  WARNING

CHOKING HAZARD Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.