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These disposable face shields are popular with health professionals, dentists, EMTs, etc. They act as a full-face barrier protection against body fluids.
High-protection, fluid-resistant and anti-static disposable lab coat in size Extra Large.
Box of 100 First Touch powder-free LARGE Nitrile exam gloves.
These premium 5mil medical-grade Nitrile Exam Gloves are designed and manufactured for superior comfort and protection.
These extra-large, powder-free, 5mil Nitrile Exam Gloves are designed and manufactured for superior comfort and protection.
High-protection, fluid-resistant and anti-static disposable lab coat in size Large.
This caffeine molecule mug makes an excellent gift!
Use this awesome prism to teach about optics and light in the classroom setting!
Command robotic creations with this cool construction kit!
Illuminate both your room and your mind with this ingenious Periodic Table Lamp.
An ancient toy featuring optical illusion and hands-on fun that never grows old!
A touch of joy. A touch of science. Light responds to your touch and to the music in your room!
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